April 2013
19 posts
loki-eat-your-vitamins:
notkatniss:
my brother has been saying to me “have you seen the lenny kravitz scarf picture yet?????????????????????????????” and i always have no idea what he was talking about
and now ive seen the light
#that’s not a scarf #that’s a damn rug #or a carpet #i’m still not sure…
colfr:
so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat
Yes those are dolphins and shells.
But wait until you open the fucking thing
Oh yes
my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT
I am so fucking done
Dancing to Single Ladies
yesjezebel:
lolzpicx:
Expectation:
Reality:
*DEAD*
March 2013
37 posts
kingjaffejoffer:
I want some fried chicken but the dentist said I shouldnt really fuck with anything like that for a few days
foreveralone-lyguy:
pizza-butts:
*twerks to death*
*twerks after death*
At work literally dying laughing
arcticblackeys:
fallarbor-town:
in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?
Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that's my nigga.
chickensandwich:
when i was younger i used to ask my parents what jesus looked like all the time and my mom would tell me to use my imagination and my dad told me he looked like the black guy that worked at the YMCA near our house
THAT ONE TIME STEVE IRWIN GOT BIT ON A SHOW AND...
oliveslife:
tanglebox:
mooneymannyinthesky:
overland-frost:
BUT THE LADY IS LIKE
“… .y… -okay.”
ALWAYS REMEMBER.
even the puppet backed up
crying because of the puppet tho
